Thursday, January 8, 2009

Mugabe's achievements


Yes - Mugabe has made it big-time with great achievements, as follows:
- world record for the highest rate of inflation ever, at 41,900,000,000,000,000,000%
- expertise in the fields of Economic Ineptness and Arrogant Stupidity - in his own words: "no one could have done it better" (apart from maybe Idi Amin)
- single-minded diligence in the torture, murder & beatings of unarmed taxpayers
- excellence in the following fields of political under-achievement:
*world's lowers life expectancy of just 35 years
*world's highest unemployment rate at 95%
*world's highest displaced population outside of a war-zone
Valued contributions to his work have been made by his fans and coaches, namely: Thabo Mbeki, Gidoen Gono, Constantin Chiwenga, Augustine Chihuri, Emerson Mnangagwa, Patrick Chinamasa.
It is probably more economical to use this piece of paper than a piece of toilet paper when you visit the loo.

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